I thought this joke was hilarious so I thought of putting this up

There once was an old couple at a mental center,
they were out by the pool one day and the old man jumped into the pool and sank to the bottom just sitting there,
then his girlfriend jumps in and saves him,
then the whole center started talking about how physically mental and fit she is,
then the next day the director of the mental center went up to the woman and said this:

Director: I have good news and bad news, the good news is because of your heroic action yesterday showing how physically fit and mental you are, we have decided that you are well now and can leave the mental center, but the bad news is your boyfriend committed suicide by hanging himself..

Old Woman: .......... Oh he didn't kill himself, i put him up there so he could dry, now when do I leave this place!?!?


xDD